Here come the Tiger jokes....

Joke 1: Did you hear that Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree...he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Joke 2: They asked Tiger's wife what she was doing out of the house at 2 in the morning and she said she was out clubbing.
Joke 3: What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a Titleist golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball over 350 yards.
Joke 4: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Joke 5: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Joke 6: This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.
Joke 7: Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Joke 8: After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
Joke 9: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
Joke 10: Tiger drives his Escalade, hits a tree hits a fire hydrant, goes airborne and lands on a stranger's front lawn.So "Is Tigers' Caddie on the green in two? "
Joke 11: I'm not surprised to hear about Tiger's crash - he hasn't been able to drive straight for years.
Joke 12: Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. Said the clubs are to be named Elin Woods... and marketed as"clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Joke 13: Claims that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a "Rescue Club" now have been proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to knock the **** out of a Driver.
Joke 14: News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.
Joke 15: Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family-his new name?: Cheetah