The George W. Bush Presidential Library, now in the planning stages, is accepting donations.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, which contains no memories.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

(Ed. Note: This posting and link to the national debt clock [http://www.usdebtclock.org/#] is included as informational points lest we forget some of what the 44th President inherited. By way of information, the devt was about 5 trillion when George the 43rd came into office and 10 trillion when he lft with a a trillion plus pending as part of his actions to keep the economy from cratering. Remember - Congress controls the purse strings, not the President!)