Things You'd Love to Say at Work but Can't

1. I see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
5. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
8. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
10. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
11. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
12. Do I look like a people person?
13. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
14. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
16. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
17. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
18. How do I set a laser printer to stun?