We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slappingyour wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
Monday, July 14, 2008
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